Royal Guards Prints

"Technically, I'm guarding two posts."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

The Bearskin Hat Family

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'I'll have your head on a platter.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

Beefeater

Medieval King

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

My horse for a kingdom.

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

Limbo Day at the Palace

"My wife isn't speaking to me."

Sabrage

Bashful Royal Guard

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

"You rang, m'lord?"

The Height of Impudence.

"Consititutionally there's no bar to marriage. I'm C. of E."

Coronation Civil Rights

'...perhaps it is rather tempting fate.'

"Not yet, wait until he faints."

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

"Son, that's a nasty looking hairy mole growing on top of your head."

Charles entered wholeheartedly into the Royal image re-building.

Soldier With Mouse Ears.