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Queen Elizabeth I

Prince.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Three Ladies

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

The New Business Power Suit

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

Snake Dress-Up

Duchess

'How long have you had that toupee?'

'Do these come in blue?'

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

Beehive Hairstyle

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'

'No, honey, please - I take it back! Your hair looks great!'

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

'I love your bangs.'

A guardsman is embarrassed when the wind reveals his bearskin hat is doubling as a 'comb over'.

Queen

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

"How much do you want off the top?"

"Yes, I have worked with Donald Trump's hair."

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

"Does my bum look big in this?"

Rape of the Lock- The Baron Cuts the Lock