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Queen Elizabeth I

Prince.

Three Ladies

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

The New Business Power Suit

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

Snake Dress-Up

'How long have you had that toupee?'

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

Beehive Hairstyle

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

'Do these come in blue?'

Duchess

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'

'I love your bangs.'

"How much do you want off the top?"

'No, honey, please - I take it back! Your hair looks great!'

Queen

"Yes, I have worked with Donald Trump's hair."

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

"Does my bum look big in this?"

Satire on Contemporary Fashion

Rape of the Lock- The Baron Cuts the Lock

'Perfect.'