Royal Family Mugs

Prince Harry

Royal Wedding and the Austerity Programme

Royal Wedding History

'Nicholas Witchell couldn't make it on the 8th.'

I knew you'd take Chuck's side

'Not till you're sixteen.'

'Need I remind you Harry, this is an official Public not Pubic engagement!'

'So much for intuition! You've knitted them all in the wrong colour!'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

King George I

'How about a game of cards?'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'The Burrito King.'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

Czarcasm

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"She wishes to range free!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

TV jester.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"