Royal Court Humor Lover Prints

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

"Your early stuff was funnier."

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

King reaching for an apple

'Yes Sir, we do believe 'the customer is king', but that doesn't give you the right to deduct a 'Peasant's Tax' from your bill!'

The Queen's Speech

'I'm afraid the only answer is a two-state solution.'

"It is not you. It is we."

Joke of a lover

Palanquin Toilet Break

'Don't worry -- he's a trained professional.'

'They're not available right now, Sire - All your economic advisors are working second jobs.'

'There must be some mistake -- Kings don't pay for things.'

LUDWIG REX, 'I don't like it - It makes me sound like a hairdresser!'

'Hey -- this guy says we can skip capitalism and go straight to state socialism!'

'First you drop hints - if that doesn't work, you drop bombs.'

'Scroll down, no sorry, scroll up...OK now scroll down again...'

'We don't have the funds to build a huge statue of you, Sire - How would you feel about a bobble-head?'

"I resign Sire - I've landed my own show on Channel 4..."

"I'm making moatmeal. Do you want some?"

"But you did not bow to his cuteness."

'That's Lady Erica the courtesan's courtesan.'

'I'm tired of foreign policy -- I think I'll go interfere in the economy for awhile.'

'He doesn't reign so much as he drizzles.'

'Actually, he hates having a beard †he just doesn't trust anybody to shave him.'

"Just the usual stuff - 17 bills and half a dozen death threats."

"No, I wasn't abused, but I cut off my father's head anyway."