Royal Comedy Aficionado Mugs

'Of course we lost the stupid war- you cheapskates wouldn't buy war bonds!'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

'Your mommy is here as you requested, sire, to check for monsters under your throne!'

"His majesty wants to binge-watch some comedy. Can you whip up 10 hours of new material?"

Jester Cries Over His Replacement

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

King reaching for an apple

"Because I'm the king and I like it better than the old one, that's why."

'It's nothing personal against you, Bobo -- it's just that Limbaugh is funnier.'

'Yes Sir, we do believe 'the customer is king', but that doesn't give you the right to deduct a 'Peasant's Tax' from your bill!'

The Queen's Speech

'I'm afraid the only answer is a two-state solution.'

"It is not you. It is we."

Palanquin Toilet Break

'Funny how his eyes seem to follow you around the room.'

'There must be some mistake -- Kings don't pay for things.'

'They're not available right now, Sire - All your economic advisors are working second jobs.'

LUDWIG REX, 'I don't like it - It makes me sound like a hairdresser!'

'First you drop hints - if that doesn't work, you drop bombs.'

'Hey -- this guy says we can skip capitalism and go straight to state socialism!'

'We don't have the funds to build a huge statue of you, Sire - How would you feel about a bobble-head?'

'Scroll down, no sorry, scroll up...OK now scroll down again...'

'That's Lady Erica the courtesan's courtesan.'

'He doesn't reign so much as he drizzles.'

"I resign Sire - I've landed my own show on Channel 4..."

"But you did not bow to his cuteness."