Royal Antics Appreciator Gifts

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

"You can buy all kinds of stuff on the internet!"

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

Social Distancing Club

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

A Tumble Cow

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Ta Da!...

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"Consider yourself chased."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

Cat playing Golf.

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

Dog executives are in a duel

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

And For The Corporate Entertainment You Can Sniff My Bottom.