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"You keep impeccable time."

Others will fight for you

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

Christian and Born again Christian...

How's my sermon. . .

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

St Patrick, patron saint of environmentalists.

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

Preaching from the New Western Consumerist Version of the Bible.

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

Parents compare buggies

"You again?"

"It's not that we consider ourselves holier than others just because we choose to sit in the front row."

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

'Good Book?'

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

'We're gonna skip the theatrics today and get right into the Word ...'

'May I go home now?'

Christian Motorcyclists Association

Torah reading on the subway.

"Say, Coach. . . since we always get beat by 40 points or more, it might make more sense to hold our moment of prayer before the game, not after."

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

"The new car smell is inadequate? Don't move! I'll grab our on-site aromatherapist!"

Angels buying bleach.