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"You keep impeccable time."

Others will fight for you

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Christian and Born again Christian...

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

How's my sermon. . .

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

St Patrick, patron saint of environmentalists.

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

Preaching from the New Western Consumerist Version of the Bible.

Parents compare buggies

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

"It's not that we consider ourselves holier than others just because we choose to sit in the front row."

"You again?"

'Good Book?'

'We're gonna skip the theatrics today and get right into the Word ...'

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

Christian Motorcyclists Association

'May I go home now?'

Torah reading on the subway.

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

"Say, Coach. . . since we always get beat by 40 points or more, it might make more sense to hold our moment of prayer before the game, not after."

"The new car smell is inadequate? Don't move! I'll grab our on-site aromatherapist!"

Angels buying bleach.

"Every motorway in the country is clear except the southbound M3 which will remain at a standstill for the rest of the day."