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'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

Woman Juggling Emojis

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Year of the Rat

Meet the Beetles....

Why did I marry that clown?

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"Let me slip into something more humorous."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

Armless chainsaw juggler.

"Flying, yes...but I've never heard of diving fish before."

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

"Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don't underestimate their numbers!!"

"This is a great little vase! and now it makes me thing we should redo the living room."

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

On the Town.

"It's a note from Junior!He's run away to join an accounting firm!!"

Love at first sight.

"Have we got a show for you!"

'We are not buying a purebred as long as there are so many homeless dogs down at the balloon Animal Shelter.'