Round House Admirer T-Shirts

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Woman Juggling Emojis

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Year of the Rat

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"Let me slip into something more humorous."

Meet the Beetles....

Why did I marry that clown?

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

Armless chainsaw juggler.

"Flying, yes...but I've never heard of diving fish before."

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

"Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don't underestimate their numbers!!"

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

"This is a great little vase! and now it makes me thing we should redo the living room."

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

On the Town.

"I can't get no disinfection."

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

Imran Khan

"It's a note from Junior!He's run away to join an accounting firm!!"

Love at first sight.

"Security thinks he's just hungry and looking for the Big Apple."

Tom and Nancy Seaver

"You just can't let yourself go, can you!?"