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Unnatural Selection.

'I don't like to take chances.'

Thatched roof car.

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

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'Let's run it through legal.'

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

My Musical Influences

Michel de Montaigne

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"Since when did my opinions become 'riffs'?"

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

'I'm running into lots of trouble with my ambition to be a shock jock.'

"Sorry miss, no split bets please."

'Insurance?'

'They've got $5 tables everywhere here. Where do you feel the luckiest?'

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"I call it, 'wheel'. I spin it, drop this pebble, and if you don't guess where it stops, I take your stuff."

"O.K., don't e-mail this to anyone, but we're shorting black big time."

Campaign for Real Spit'n'Sawdust

Roulette pool.

'Snake eyes or no snake eyes, the tall, skinny guy at the end of the table wins again.'

"Noise? Noise?!! That was Bullet for my Valentine!"

God invents the guitar riff - "It should go...Dhrrr, Dhrr - Dhrrr! Dhirrh, Dhrr, Di - Hrr.."

Rugby was the winner on the day!

'Do you have a backup plan?'

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Tory election betting.

Christmas Gambles

"I'm sorry, God! We don't allow all-knowing people at our roulette tables."

I think it's time we started to see other people. This is so sudden when you consider...we met ten minutes ago.

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