Rosy-eyed Romantic Mugs

"Yes, it was 'love at first sight'. But, by the time I'd made my first opticians appointment we were already married."

Carbon Dating.

Marry me astronaut

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Which one is named after me?'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

"I have such strong feelers for you."

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

Waterfall of Disappointment

"And you wanted to throw me back."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Banana Smoothie

Tango

Moon and Star

"Oh, he's so romantic."

Happy Valentine's Day.

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Does the earth move for you as well.'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

Didgeridoos

Rose

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

His suggestion of a suicide pact was not altogether what she was expecting.