Rose Garden Lover Gifts

'Eww! Gross! You smell really good. Have you been in the rose garden again?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Frog flirting.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Botany Baby!

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Mad about Roses!

Tree Passion

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Mantis Love

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

A Venus cow trap.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Pea

I love my dog!

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Daffodil bulbs

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

The garden lady.

'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.'