Rose Dreamer Mugs

"I was trying to grow roses, but I got hit by the 'bluebonnet' plague."

Occu-Pie Mars

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Little Princess.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

Awkward First Dates

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Sinking with your heart