Rope Wranglers Prints

Sign on a door of the Big Hill Mountain Climbers Club Knot In.

Tourists and their Pets.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Toys in the DVD Player.

'Beware of teething baby.'

Climbing with the baby

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

Babies

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

"I handle chatty people for him."

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

Tossing for it.

"When do I get my phone call"

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

"There's a grouch on my couch."

The First Supper

Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross

'He's at the 'terrible twos' stage.'