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'We want ocean view accommodations, Pacific for him and Atlantic for me.'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Airplane Mode.

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

Hospital Departments

'It's Blurred.'

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

"All I see is more trees."

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

"I'm here for an examination, my ditzy missus thinks I may need glasses."

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

"Are we there yet?"

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

'...and this glorious cliff-top property has recently been reduced by fifty per-cent.'

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

'Now that my wife has had laser eye surgery, she's insisting we move to someplace with a better view.'

'How do these glasses feel?'

"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

An hour's free consultation...

'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'

Real estate agent showing observatory: 'You were looking for something with a view?'

"The worker shortage is real."

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

'What a beautiful balcony! How's the view?'