Room Revamp Artist Prints

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Tedious Romantic.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"I've changed my mind"

Football addict

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Non Drip Paint

Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.

"After the kids moved out I turned their space into a guest room."

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'I'd like to redecorate the livingroom, but for now it's Henry's high jump practice area.'

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

'I've gotta go to the john. Have you seen my travel mug?'

Painting leaves onto a window.

"It's just now starting to get comfortable. Why would I want to buy a new chair?"

'My decorator said I should hang Art on that wall, but I don't think he looks good there!'

The benefits of decorating

"Here's a letter from a housewife in the southern tier of the kingdom. She writes: 'Sire, would it or would it not be appropriate to use a sand-finish latex paint on a wall on which there remains some painted-over wallpaper? Respectfully, Mrs. R. Jones.'"

'The new office design focuses on a sense of space.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'Yes your room needs cleaning, the dust bunnies have become full grown rabbits!'

Uneven room.

"The place was in need of a woman's touch – and so was Bob."

'Well, I got that nasty stain out of the carpet!'

"I keep this room empty to incite envy."