Room Autonomy Advocate Pillows

"You're about to enter a semi-autonomous region of this house."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

Employee of the Month

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

'War protestor': 'Oh no! Not this again...'

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

China

Campaign 2016

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"I'm starting to wish we'd never bought him that thing."

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

"Why do you put up with such abuse?!"

'Computers and Business Making Money'

You can't tell cats what to do. They belong to a very strong Union.

Private Jet

Sport and Politics section of the newspaper exploding.