Rookie Vet Humor Prints

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

Committee On Feline Healthcare

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'Sure you can have another opinion but I still say you are a fat pig.'

"Please note nurse: healthy baby, next appointment in two weeks..."

Of course you're feeling disgruntled. You've lost your voice.

'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory'

'James Herriot would never say a thing like that!'

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

'Don't worry, it's just the anaesthetic...'

'...windpuffs in front and a capped hock on the right rear...'

Casey's Veterinarian Clinic and Taxidermy 'Either way you'll get your pet back.'

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

Cloud Hang

"Yep, that's water retention."

"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."

'How the heck does one do CPR on a tortoise?'

"Probably not the best time for vacuuming."

'No I'm going to do this one standing.

'No, I'm sorry. I'm Doctor Ford and I do the large animal work....'

'With this flashlight technique we can save a lot of money on radiographs!'

"We were lucky to find that flamingo joint for your knee replacement."

I have learned how to solve most of these Sharpei dermatological problems...

"We gots worms."

"What do we think Sarge, suicide?"

'Next we tried continuous intravenous drip fluid therapy...'

"This will be your office for now."

'There - it's down, now give her nine more of these daily.'

Ceberus at the Vets

'Larry? Remember how we were criticizing the Journal...