Rookie Vet Humor Mugs

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

Committee On Feline Healthcare

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'Sure you can have another opinion but I still say you are a fat pig.'

'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory'

Of course you're feeling disgruntled. You've lost your voice.

"Please note nurse: healthy baby, next appointment in two weeks..."

'James Herriot would never say a thing like that!'

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

'Don't worry, it's just the anaesthetic...'

'...windpuffs in front and a capped hock on the right rear...'

Casey's Veterinarian Clinic and Taxidermy 'Either way you'll get your pet back.'

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."

"Yep, that's water retention."

Cloud Hang

'No, I'm sorry. I'm Doctor Ford and I do the large animal work....'

'How the heck does one do CPR on a tortoise?'

'No I'm going to do this one standing.

'With this flashlight technique we can save a lot of money on radiographs!'

"We were lucky to find that flamingo joint for your knee replacement."

I have learned how to solve most of these Sharpei dermatological problems...

'Next we tried continuous intravenous drip fluid therapy...'

"This will be your office for now."

Ceberus at the Vets

"What do we think Sarge, suicide?"

"We gots worms."

'There - it's down, now give her nine more of these daily.'

'Larry? Remember how we were criticizing the Journal...

Power Struggle Between Vet and Chimp.