Rookie Stitcher T-Shirts

"It's a beginner's sewing kit I put together for you. There's scissors, needles, bandaids, gauze, antiseptic. . ."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Sportknitting

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

Quilting Bee.

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

A woman knits from a globe.

"I made him the wrong coffee, so I hit control Z, but it didn't work. Maybe I should just make him a new coffee."

"Walter didn't catch any fish today, but I managed to finish two sweaters."

Cloud Hang

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

You can ask for a thread there!

"I'm the good cop, Ted's the bad cop, so I guess that makes you the cop who gets everyone coffee!"

Annual sportknitting Derby

Woman knitting the sea

"Is it 'pearl one knit one'...or 'knit one pearl one' I always forget!"

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

"This will be your office for now."

'You must be new on the force.'

"What do we think Sarge, suicide?"

'I'm sorry I shot you for jaywalking, sir, but this is my first day on the job.'

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

'Don't feel bad if you faint, it's quite normal when there's a lot of ketchup.'

You're never going to catch anything that way.'

Knitting an anchor

"The new guy would need written instructions on how to use a mirror."

'Needlepoint Viewpoint.'

Rookie Mistake

"First time, is it?"

'I'm just a beginner. I want on rod, one reel, one line, one hook, one.....'