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"It's a beginner's sewing kit I put together for you. There's scissors, needles, bandaids, gauze, antiseptic. . ."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Sportknitting

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

Quilting Bee.

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

A woman knits from a globe.

Cloud Hang

"I made him the wrong coffee, so I hit control Z, but it didn't work. Maybe I should just make him a new coffee."

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

"Walter didn't catch any fish today, but I managed to finish two sweaters."

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

"Of course your dad loves the roller-skates you got him. He just went through the door with them."

You can ask for a thread there!

Annual sportknitting Derby

Woman knitting the sea

"I'm the good cop, Ted's the bad cop, so I guess that makes you the cop who gets everyone coffee!"

"Is it 'pearl one knit one'...or 'knit one pearl one' I always forget!"

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

"This will be your office for now."

"What do we think Sarge, suicide?"

'You must be new on the force.'

'I'm sorry I shot you for jaywalking, sir, but this is my first day on the job.'

You're never going to catch anything that way.'

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

'Don't feel bad if you faint, it's quite normal when there's a lot of ketchup.'

Knitting an anchor

'Needlepoint Viewpoint.'

"The new guy would need written instructions on how to use a mirror."

Rookie Mistake

"First time, is it?"