Romantic Wooer Prints

Sic Vos Non Vobis.

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Snake Eyes

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

Valentine Vaccines

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Mermaids in love

'Your website or mine?'

"And do you promise to love, honour and be a total whore in the bedroom."

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

Merry Kissmas

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"And you wanted to throw me back."

You are very important to me!

'So now what?'

'To woof or not to woof...'

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

"I'd love to stay and chat but I just heard a silent dog whistle."

Rapunzel's hair comes down to suitor as a braided ladder.

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

The men of your dreams

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

"We're in love.""Details at eleven."

"This year I wrote you a Valentine poem: Flowers are nice, candy divine, but what we really need is a bottle of wine!"

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"