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"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

In the Guru District

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Wine Lady

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

French wine

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"I make it myself!"

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Things I've learned...

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"I only need shade for my wine."

How to correctly estimate cooking time

Scarpia's Palace

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Feast

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

Wine taster with mineral water

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'What happened to your hand.'