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Distinguished Amateurs - The Poet

Bear Costume

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Stephen Spender.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Thomas Hardy

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Sinking with your heart

Lord Byron

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

Limerick Airport

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

The unknown war poet.

"Well, the falcon cannot hear the falconer, but the rough beast found a piece of string so I don't know where that leaves us."

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

This man is an island.

Romantic Tree Carving

"Nevermore."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

Seamus Heaney

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."