Romantic Trickster T-Shirts

Hey, wait a sec … Forget it! If you think I'm letting you off the hook for forgetting our anniversary, think again! Didn't you also accuse me of forgetting it just a couple of months ago? What date were we hitched? Don't change the subject.

'I've been in love with the same woman for 40 years. I just hope my wife never finds out!'

"This will be hilarious!"

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Better luck next time, kid."

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

'They were all out of roses.'

'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'

'Not bad, for naughty.'

Young Houdini

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

Mime Tug-of-War

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

Wordplay: Mandate - Escort Agency.

When comedians propose marriage.

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

Scarecrow Directions

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

I thought we'd get fake tattoos of each other's names. If we're still together in 10 years, we'll get real ones.'

'Honey, this is Alonzo

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

'Say when.'

Man is walking his dachshund with a Happy Valentines Day balloon tied around dog's belly lifting it off of the sidewalk.

"Do you mind?"

'If my husband comes home, duck out that door. . . He'll never see you.'

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'