Romantic Tradeswoman Mugs

Single contractor in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your tool chest.

Bear Costume

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

I only have eyes for you

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Happy Valentine's Day.

'I love it when you spoon me.'

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Love is in the air...

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Say it with flowers

Funnel of Love

Funnel of Love

Love

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Dialogue about the relationship.

Champagne Bubble

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Love Birds love snuggles

The Tunnel Of Love

Mating rituals

You're my Venus

A young couple in love.

Words of Love

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

"The antidote is $150."

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

Untold Love Stories. The Shadow and Pollyanna. It's no use, Lamont, you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men and I believe there's good in everybody.

'Modern romance'