Romantic Tension T-Shirts

"You know, Baldo, I feel comfortable around you."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Call me?"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Paint pots in love

Love linked

Diamond outfits

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Love is when you watch television together.

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"Get... a-nother room!"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Love Conquers All

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'I love it when you spoon me.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"You're solemates!"

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Missing You.

Ostriches making out

Say it with flowers

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."