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'HOLD ON! You're telling me that out of the whole population, in an entire kingdom, this glass slipper fitted just ONE person?!'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

Tristan Und Isolde

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

Catch and release dating.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

"You may now kiss the bride."

Deconstructionist girlfriend

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

"He's all mine. Life is good."

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

The movie was over. But not for Bob.

'We'll never make it, Sean. I'm ‘Once upon a time' and you're ‘It was a dark and stormy night.''

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

'I almost fell in love with a psychic, but she left me before we met!'

"What do you care how many frogs I kissed before I found you."

"Let's see... marry, divorce, remarry; divorce, then remarry husband #1... your classic interquel/sequel/prequel Hollywood romance."

"All her other suitors could sing and dance of course, but Mummy chose me because I made her laugh as well..."

"Michael, were you listening? Same question."

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"