Romantic Story Analyst T-Shirts

'HOLD ON! You're telling me that out of the whole population, in an entire kingdom, this glass slipper fitted just ONE person?!'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

Tristan Und Isolde

Catch and release dating.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

Deconstructionist girlfriend

"You may now kiss the bride."

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

Lover's leap and Infatuation leap.

"He's all mine. Life is good."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

He dies at the end. There, I've spoiled every story ever written. Whether it's a person, a quest, ennui, a dream, a struggle, hope, despair, innocence, cynicism, a romance, a friendship, or an estrangement

The movie was over. But not for Bob.

'We'll never make it, Sean. I'm ‘Once upon a time' and you're ‘It was a dark and stormy night.''

'I almost fell in love with a psychic, but she left me before we met!'

"What do you care how many frogs I kissed before I found you."

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

"Let's see... marry, divorce, remarry; divorce, then remarry husband #1... your classic interquel/sequel/prequel Hollywood romance."

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"All her other suitors could sing and dance of course, but Mummy chose me because I made her laugh as well..."