Romantic Scribbler Prints

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

I think you're ace

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

Intellectual Foreplay...

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

'You use the former when wooing your beloved and the latter during negotiations with your divorce lawyers.'

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Will Self deprecation

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

The Language of Love

Love, death and grammar.

'He's just come back from a 'stress management' course.'

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

"If you quote Rilke again, I'm just going to have to take my bra off!"

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

'I feel obligated to tell you that this offer may expire without prior written notice.'

Writer's Block

'You've broken down my immune system!'

The final reward for a writer... 'R.I.P. At last a deadline I can live with!'

Avoid texting valentine's messages

A pen spewing letters

Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.

"Baldo, it's great that you want to draw editorial cartoons for the school paper. But effective cartoons comment on important issues. They are not a forum for your personal agenda."

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

"It's an unfinished Wordle."

'Dammit, Bubbles, we need this memoir yesterday - write, damn you!'

Affordable homes coming soon - 'If they build these then our house will become affordable...!'

Must be old-timers – You don't see cursive anymore.

Commandments block.

"If you ask me, his poetry has gone down hill since he started writing in metaverse."