Romantic Rooftop Adventurer T-Shirts

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Boat wedding.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Asking out a palm reader.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"I don't believe in you!"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Advanced footsie

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Barman In Love.

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'