Romantic Risk-takers Gifts

Wall St. or True Love.

Church Drive-Thru.

Lovers' Leap

'Wish me luck, mother. We are off to get married.'

'We met because we were the only two people in the smoking section.'

Wedding Coin Tosser

"...But I don't want to get in the back Norma, I want to stay in the front with you"

Online Dating Can Be Risky!

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

End the Winter Blues

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

Dating in 2020

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Beware of stimulus plans.

'Sure, I'm nervous. Remember OUR first date?'

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

Bunny Hop Hug

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

Gambling on office building construction

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."