Start their day with a creative brew! Our romantic rhyme artist mugs feature witty and heartfelt quotes perfect for inspiring poetic mornings and love-filled coffee breaks.
Can I ask you something man-to-man? Shoot. Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa? What order would best simulate sincerity? Very bad man.
When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....
"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"
'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'
This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.
"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."
I think you're ace
Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition
'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'
"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."
"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."
Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs
"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."
'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'
"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."
Tunnel of Like.
The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker
How a poet works
"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."
"I always thought love made the world go round."
It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!
'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'
'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'
Intellectual Foreplay...
'When love is color Blind.'
'You use the former when wooing your beloved and the latter during negotiations with your divorce lawyers.'
Homophone Encounter
Dating in 2020
'Did you fart, sweetie?'
"Or...we could suggest a three-way."
The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.
Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.
Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'
'For the last time, Butchie, I love you but I'm not in love with you.'
"Hey ChatGPT, compose an eloquent and poetic courtship monologue."
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