Romantic Rhyme Artist Mugs

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

I think you're ace

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Tunnel of Like.

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

How a poet works

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"I always thought love made the world go round."

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

Intellectual Foreplay...

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

Dating in 2020

'You use the former when wooing your beloved and the latter during negotiations with your divorce lawyers.'

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

Homophone Encounter

'For the last time, Butchie, I love you but I'm not in love with you.'

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

"Hey ChatGPT, compose an eloquent and poetic courtship monologue."