Romantic Reparations Prints

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Wedding Wellies

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

We should talk...

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

"Remember the great cranberry scare of '59? And the cellular phone hysteria of '93? Ralph Nader's killer hot dog with the nitrates? Our evacuation at Love Canal? Remember the toxic-teeth scare, with the amalgam fillings leeching mercury into our gullets?..."

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

"I remember it well, me in wig and gown, gazing down at you, a picture of innocence, standing in the dock."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"If I remember correctly, you were the only one the dating agency had left over."

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

My first Boyfriend.

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

"...And to love, cherish and occasionally look up from your phones at each other?"

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

"No, I don't remember our wedding vows. Who remembers an argument 20 years ago?"

"I can’t help it. I’m drawn to bad boys."

'This is the same table we had when I proposed years ago. See? It still has my fingernail marks.'

"This is as romantic as when we were young and newly married, don't you think?"

"Could you run those numbers by me again? I was thinking of an old love."