Romantic Rejectees Prints

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

'If I inspired this love peom, how come it's written on the back of a Hooters' napkin?'

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

Wedding Wellies

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'I don't know, Randy - Marriage is so INTRUSIVE.'

'He has no romance. For special occasions, he gives me a coupon for a card and chocolates that will be 50% off the next day.'

"We'll always have Paris. I backed it up on a zip drive."

"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways..."

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

We should talk...

"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like."

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."

"And you're telling me this because?"

'And don't say you could have done it cheaper and better at home.'

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

"Not on my watch..."

"I just wanted to tell you how much I love that you don't have a podcast."

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

"Finally - my dating app just launched a 'Why am I seeing this loser?' feature."

'I just don't want to get hurt.'