Romantic Rediscovery T-Shirts

'Well so far I don't see a down side to the 'empty nest'.'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

"You remember Eric. He used to carry my books home from school."

"Remember the great cranberry scare of '59? And the cellular phone hysteria of '93? Ralph Nader's killer hot dog with the nitrates? Our evacuation at Love Canal? Remember the toxic-teeth scare, with the amalgam fillings leeching mercury into our gullets?..."

"I remember it well, me in wig and gown, gazing down at you, a picture of innocence, standing in the dock."

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

"If I remember correctly, you were the only one the dating agency had left over."

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

My first Boyfriend.

"I thought we were soul mates, too, so imagine my surprise to find that my actual soul mate is Nicole in accounting."

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

"You've got a green light - use it!"

'This is the same table we had when I proposed years ago. See? It still has my fingernail marks.'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

"This is as romantic as when we were young and newly married, don't you think?"

"No, I don't remember our wedding vows. Who remembers an argument 20 years ago?"

'THERE'S my mojo.'

"He used to be romantic. Now I'm trying to restore him to his default settings."

"Could you run those numbers by me again? I was thinking of an old love."