Romantic Rebels Prints

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

"I feel like I have all this anger inside but no one special to share it with."

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

"I can’t help it. I’m drawn to bad boys."

We should talk...

'A table where no one will notice we're having sex.'

'If you love someone, set them free. . .'

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

"...And to love, cherish and occasionally look up from your phones at each other?"

Wedding Wellies

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

'Your place or mine?'

After the Sentence

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Cake Escape

Lord Byron

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Heart to heart talk.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

The Bare Minimum

Graffitti.

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

Dating the efficiency expert.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

God finger

'One question, Vicar. Is it bad luck to invite any of the other people we're sleeping with?'

"Wellness clinics, stress-management checkups, hypertension screenings, lab tests, crisis after crisis. Fibre foods, fish-oil capsules, unsaturated spreads, plaque. Say what they may, McCormack, we did it our way."

Leonardo and Galileo get together for an experiment