"We need to spice up the company blog to get more views. . . We'll need you to have a torrid affair with Mrs Widlington."
Romantic Plot Aficionado Prints
Decorate their favorite space with an art print that celebrates romantic plots and creative storytelling. A thoughtful gift for lovers of love stories and clever art.
Bear Costume
"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."
"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."
"She just rolled over and started snoring!"
Romantic Tree Carving
"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."
"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."
'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away
"Mum, Dad... I'd like you to meet my fiance, Goldilocks."
"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'"
'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'
Perfect Match
The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?
'Wow - My kind of man.'
Lovers in ruffled dresses
10 commandments
Don & DixieKiss No. 274385
"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."
“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”
"It's not what you think."
"I find myself strangely attracted to you."
"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."
7 Dwarves of Valentines Day
Barbara Cartland
"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."
"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."
Gerald's first ever date remains on track.
"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"
"We need a plot twist."
"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"
Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"
He Didn't Know How To Appreciate Nature
Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown
"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."
Romantic Plot Aficionado Prints Collection
Romantic Plot Aficionado Mugs
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Romantic Plot Aficionado Pillows
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Romantic Plot Aficionado T-Shirts
Discover our witty t-shirts designed for storytelling enthusiasts who love to wear their passion for romantic plots with pride.