Romantic Partner Prints

"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."

'Tell me your innermost feelings!'

'Let's plan on being totally spontaneous next weekend.'

"I've decided to outsource my emotional needs."

"Enough about me, but nothing about you just yet."

"Hey ChatGPT, compose an eloquent and poetic courtship monologue."

"Miss you, too."

Couple sitting on a sofa with a filing cabinet marked 'issues' between them.

'Do you have something that says 'possessive but afraid of committment'?'

Conrad grew to resent the four calling birds his true love gave to him.

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'Our special tonight is buy two, get one free. Mind if I join you?'

'I thought once you brought people together, you were supposed to drop out of the picture.'

"This is SO romantic. Jerry has the waiter singing our prenup."

"I can't believe you used that line to get me in here."

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

"All this waiting and it's over in thirty seconds.It's just like our sex life!"

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

Stop (in the name of love).

Next time you send a Valentine message over the office intranet remember not to press 'send all'.

"Linguini for two?"

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

'Will you marry us?'

'This is an authentic Valentine -- I got it from Saint Valentine!'

Porcupine Love.

Sienna finds Harald impervious to her tactics.

'Maybe sharing a list of our past partners wasn't such a good idea, after all.'

"I've asked you not to use the siege tower to meet women."

'She didn't say she'd go out with me, but she left the door open for further negotiations.'

"I'm downstairs."

'Check please!'

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.

The M.R.I. of Love

"In addition to the planning issue, EU directive states that washing ones partner is public is also an offence."

'Well... now you're just putting words in my mouth.'