Romantic Oceanside T-Shirts

"She's my sole mate."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Romantic Violinist.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Lazy Octopus

The Dubloon Stops Here

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

'I blame global warming!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Shellfie

A Preschool of Fish

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Taking Cupid on a holiday.