Romantic Oceanside T-Shirts

"She's my sole mate."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Romantic Violinist.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

The Dubloon Stops Here

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Lazy Octopus

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

'I blame global warming!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Shellfie

A Preschool of Fish

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Beach flirting

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.