Romantic Negotiator Prints

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

"I'm withholding sex until you have sex with me."

'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

"I promise to listen to you if you promise to shut up!"

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

Valentine's roses $59.99- Feb.15th- $12.99.

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

'I'm afraid I can't do business with you, Miss Carstairs -- you're just too damned cute.'

"I'm not eating candy before dinner. I'm skipping dinner."

"It's a note from teacher. She wants to trade the apple I gave her for my chocolate fudge brownie."

"Does this mean you're not mad at me anymore?"

"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."

Tunnel of I Need You to Help Out More Around the House

'Management says we've had it too good for too long. They're demanding concessions.'

'According to this pre-nup, if I marry you I have to wait 24 months to upgrade.'

'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'

'It's a deal. You buy my insurance and I'll buy your knitted booties.'

"Why do you have to come? Because I went to your Super Bowl, that's why."

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia...'

"O.K., let's compromise: First we'll talk about baseball and then we'll talk about our relationship!"

"I'll have to get back to you—I'm going into a tunnel."