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"I wish you bluebirds in the spring."

"The next song tells of the heartbreak of romance. The disappointments, the disagreements, the bickering. This is too difficult for me. I'm not going to sing it."

"I always thought love made the world go round."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

I think you're ace

Dating an English Major

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Tristan Und Isolde

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Catch and release dating.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

Intellectual Foreplay...

'When love is color Blind.'

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

'You use the former when wooing your beloved and the latter during negotiations with your divorce lawyers.'

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Nick Cave

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

"Hey ChatGPT, compose an eloquent and poetic courtship monologue."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'