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"I wish you bluebirds in the spring."

"The next song tells of the heartbreak of romance. The disappointments, the disagreements, the bickering. This is too difficult for me. I'm not going to sing it."

"I always thought love made the world go round."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

Dating an English Major

I think you're ace

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Tristan Und Isolde

Catch and release dating.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

Intellectual Foreplay...

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

'You use the former when wooing your beloved and the latter during negotiations with your divorce lawyers.'

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"Hey ChatGPT, compose an eloquent and poetic courtship monologue."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"You may now kiss the bride."

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"He's all mine. Life is good."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'