Romantic Inventor T-Shirts

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"Young Frankenstein"

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

I think you're ace

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

Computerized Dollhouse.

Intellectual Foreplay...

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

'You use the former when wooing your beloved and the latter during negotiations with your divorce lawyers.'

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Cool... I've invented the belt!!"

The Language of Love

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

A Woman's Conquests.

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

Bakery - say it with flour.

Love, death and grammar.

'Isn't it great?!'

"The applications are limitless."