Romantic Exaggerator Pillows

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Fishing Tales

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Alarmistclock

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Early accounting scandals.

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Consenting Adults.

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

'...and that's the one that got away!'

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

"If we're to have a serious relationship Nigel, you must stop ringing my bell and running away."

'Honestly, I didn't mean any of those things I wrote about you in my diary last night!'

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

Increase Your Height.

'No, it's not my new look. Just another random 'loves me, loves me not' dispute.'

'Suzy, I hate to break the news to you like this, but there's a good reason why your new boyfriend doesn't fit in amongst the townsfolk too well...Yes Suzy. He's a Notorious Outlier.'

'Was that your signature kiss?'