Romantic Escape Artist Pillows

'Somehow it's not the same as when we were here on our honeymoon.'

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

Stranded Man Tries To Win Boat Back

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

Man on Desert Island

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Crib Escape

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

Chairmen of the Bored

Desert Island Fantasies

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Tweaking the CV.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Wishing Well

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

"I'd like to point out yet again...there is no napping in meetings."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.