Romantic Entertainer Prints

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

"Pick any number between one and sixty seconds."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Glyndebourne

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Roller Coasters

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

'Darling, this is my ex. You know, the one I said you were twice the man of.'

Banana

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

'Sharing the same skin-type is fine. But, as a basis for a stable marriage...'

We met online.

Pottery Slam

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

'Why do I have the felling that your parents don't trust me?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

"So, tell me, how many guys have you slept with?"

'You were so right about twin beds spicing things up.'

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

"You say you 'love' this wine after one sip. It took you six months of dating before you said the same to me."