Romantic Dribbler T-Shirts

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Raheem Sterling

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

'Champions league'

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

Football Skills

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

Wilfried Zaha

Lionel Messi

"What a midfield wizard!"

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

Hugging Technique #14

Dancing in tailcoats

"It has a nice soft shoulder. You said you needed one to cry on, didn't you?"

Pool lovers

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

"It was the first dance we've gone to in years. He tried to trip the light fantastic and he tripped."

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'

Basketball Halo

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

Lover's Lane. Dears crossing.

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

The summertime sport

'When I found those love letters to a Sherry, I was angry...until I realized she was your motorcycle. Now I'm just creeped out.'

The God's football

Rugby players exchanging a flower and looking coy. Other players in the background looking bemused.

Long walks on the beach. . . after 15 years of marriage.