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Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I think it stopped breathing."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

An Archeologic Dig

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Cold caller.

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"Is that neat whisky?"

When Stupid People Get an Idea

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

The Gilmore Girls

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'You say the pains in my left leg are caused by old age. But doctor my right leg is just as old and it doesn't hurt at all!'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'It was a gift.'

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'