Romance Prints

"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."

"We'd be there by now in the car you know."

"Susan, this might be just the wine talking, but I think I want to order more wine."

"You are my blue beach glass."

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

Cardiologist Convention: 'Our next speaker will be speaking on other matters of the heart.'

A Man's Thoughts

Cat gives bird Valentine's Card.

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"I happen to think the blue light of the TV screen is very romantic."

'She loves me, she loves me not...' 'Good grief, why is he dragging ME into this?'

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

The first Valentine...

Who said romance is dead?

'You're afraid of commitment, aren't you?'

Let's grow old together!

Happy Valentine's Day

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

Single malt whisky bottle reading lonely hearts column.

"You had me at ole."

Terrible at Goodbyes

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

Men. After shelling out for flowers, dinner and a movie, they all expect the same thing: a refund.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"I've never said this to anyone before, David, but you've got some pigeon droppings or something in your hair."

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

"And do you both promise to believe you can be better than all the other married couples you've ever seen?"

Valentines Balloons

"Interesting. Have your lawyer call my lawyer."

"Perhaps, someday, we can share the same table."

You are the wasabi on my sushi

"I'd give him like a 4 for looks, but his Covid precautions are a solid 9."

Met me at the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone

Ahhh...young and in love, a thrifty Mr. Tramp selects only the best flowers for ever date...

"Young Montague's full of himself."