Romance Movies Prints

Titanic 100th anniversary

'Really?- Teardrop tattoos mean how many people you've killed? I thought it means you cry watching romance movies?'

Shepherd and eurydice

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Bond James, Bond."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Showbiz Awards

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Director/Action Man toy.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Life is for the birds.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Love at First Sight

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."