Romance Rygone-ers Prints

"Oh shoot. That reminds me, I need to buy a valentine."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Saving a Heart

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Snake Eyes

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Mermaids in love

"So, do you come here often?"

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"And do you promise to love, honour and be a total whore in the bedroom."

Merry Kissmas

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

'So now what?'

"Well, hello there yourself!"

Rapunzel's hair comes down to suitor as a braided ladder.

The men of your dreams

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

Bookworm Romance

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"This year I wrote you a Valentine poem: Flowers are nice, candy divine, but what we really need is a bottle of wine!"

"We're in love.""Details at eleven."

"To woo me, Dad did a disco-style mating dance: Who could resist that?"