Romance Breakers Gifts

Yin And Yang break up

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'I need a Vacation.'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

Fishing poles/Honeymoon gondolas.

'Some of us in the office feel you might be abusing the break room.'

"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

Pregnant

How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

'You're right, there is no 'i' in team. But there is 'tea', so I'm nipping off for a break right now ...'

What star sign are you, let me guess...libra?

IT department/Cup of T department.

Two grroms in leather on top of a civil union cake.

"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"

'Keep the windows closed. We don't like to encourage office romances.'

"Don't you have a big test tomorrow?"

"Sorry, Paul. It's just not the same since we took our masks off."

'No, your girlfriend can't stay over for the night!'

We got together during lockdown but it didn't work out

"Frankly, Dolores, I'm tired of being your piñata."

Giving the elbow.

Tarzan and Jane's First Date: 'Why don't I swing by and pick you up about eight?'

'How elaborate. Most women who don't want to go out with me just say no.'

'There's no workplace romance here. This is a mom and pop store.'

"Arthur and I have been together now for four and a half years, which is a personal best for both of us."

"No, I don't want to do it 'neath the tree."

"It's a romance novel. Quit analysing it!"