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'Listen. I keep finding these in my yard. It needs to stop!'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.'

Cupid's Valentine

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

THE WINE LOVERS - man and woman anticipate sex after getting drunk, but then fall asleep

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

Yin And Yang break up

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."

"If I can't be honest with you, Cheryl, who can I pretend to be honest with?"

He wasn't a bad guy, just easily distracted.